I’m from Florida so I could probably write thousands of answers to this question.
A few examples:
“Florida couple arrested for selling golden tickets to heaven.
Florida man arrested for throwing alligator through drive-thru window
But one of the most epic ones I can remember was:
Phillip Josef
His dog was getting older, and he started to panic that his dog was going to die. He thought Science was the answer.
So he went to the University of South Florida and kidnapped a science professor and held him hostage. Once the professor was released to safety, the dog lover was placed in custody.
The headline read,